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April 16, 2004

Rebellion

It looks like everybody’s doing as they’re told, but I ain’t. Instead, I’ll:

  • Grab the nearest book.
  • Open it to page 23.
  • Find the fifth sentence.
  • Shrug.
  • Move on to page 68.
  • Find the sixteenth sentence.
  • Decide this one is far better.
  • Post the text of the sentence in my journal along with these revised instructions.

Here we go:

‘Ford!’ he said, ‘there’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out.’

Do not meddle in the affairs of Coding Ninjas, for they are subtle and quick to anger.