Hold me back
% updmap
!!! ERROR: The right location for map files has been
changed for this release and the map file `dvips35.map' has
not been found in the right location, but in the obsolete
location
/usr/local/teTeX/share/texmf.tetex/dvips/tetex/dvips35.map
instead.
To fix this, please move this file into an appropriate
subdirectory of fonts/map in one of your texmf trees.
I have kept my cool until a minute ago (jr will wonder how it’s possible), but now I shall fetch the appropriate tool and demonstrate my MBBA1 certificate on the people responsible for this.